I am Handi-cappable

I wrote this November 13, 2007, I had broken my ankle and found myself with allot of free time on my hands.



Intolerance, bigotry, hatred, and discrimination. To me Those words have never had definitions or faces until today, I have always considered myself a positive and lucky person until today, my outlook on the planet earth and it's inhabitants has always been optimistic and trusting until today. For those of you who do not know what I am talking about I will explain, yesterday tragedy had successfully carried out a terrorist attack on my ankle rendering it broken and useless, it was a blatant and cruel attack on the freedom and democracy of the honest hard working American bones in my leg. I am almost certain that this is an isolated incidence and completely accidental, but just as a precautionary measure I am told that "Hot Sauce" from the ESPN series "Streetball" and Tayna Harding are being questioned by the Brooklyn Park Police department, but do not worry my friends I haven't put all my faith in the police department to solve this mystery I have also sent letters to Detective Jack Mccoy of Law and orders special victims unit, Horatio Caine of crime scene investigations based in Miami, and Ben Matlock the snoopy crime solving criminal defense attorney. I have sent them letters and files containing evidence, possible leads, and a request for an autographed head shot, all I can do now is wait and hope for the best.

The mystery of my broken ankle is not my main reason for writing this blog, instead I would like to create some awareness about a largely under appreciated minority in America....that's right I am talking about native disabled Americans. WAKE UP AMERICA!!! we are people too and we demand to be listened to and treated with the respect and dignity we deserve, we are more than just the people who get the good parking spots and prescription pills, we are interesting, intellectual, influential members of our communities and we will not tolerate the discrimination and downright physical bigotry that the rest of you people with fully functioning limbs have used to keep us down over the years. WE ARE NOT gimps, cripples, or handicapped!!! those words will no longer be used as tools for the oppression of my people, we refuse to live in prisons of social discrimination, we will not accept any forms of verbal intolerance. From this day forth we will only be referred to as "handi-capable" and nothing else!! any other attempts of verbal slander using the aforementioned words of hatred will be considered a violation of our rights as handi-capable Americans, and furthermore anyone who feels the need to use the G, C, or H words will be shunned by all handi-capable persons everywhere until the perpetrator issues an official apology to our Ambassador of disability Professor Stephen Hawking. Also even though we have not received enough votes in the senate to pass the pity sex bill for all persons who legally qualify for handi-capable status, any and all acts of pity related sexual acts by beautiful women will still be considered acts of extreme heroism and patriotism for your country.

Thank you and goodnight.