Las Vegas, NV (AP) Amateur Illusionist and co founder of the "Sheisty Booty" dance revolution Timothy Otterson has died at the age of 112. He is survived by his two sons: James Jam Otterson, Clifford Red Otterson, and a daughter of astonishingly average features; Beatrice Ann Otterson. Tim's death came as a surprise to his family and the residents of Mellow Acres Retirement Community where he Resided for his last 13 years.
"a nice man, with the most beautiful set of testicles" said Janice Henderson a fellow resident and acquaintance of Timothy,
"The best Domino's player I know, with the darnedest pair of youthful balls" says Adeline Lee, Neighbor and friend to Timothy.
"an elegant coin pouch was attached to that pleasant Gentleman" replied Pearl Rittman when asked for comment.
"El Testiculos más liso" reported Gabriela Gutierez, Mellow Acres Groundskeeper of 7 years.
Commemorative Services are scheduled for this Thursday the 18th of January, Attendees are asked to pay a $14 cover charge to reimburse an acquired cost for the Jazz Funeral and dishonored personal checks from Mr Otterson. A short reading has been prepared by "gotcha Bitches" an executor of the Otterson estate.
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