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The year is eigh-teen-six-deh-tee-two (1862), the separated states of what is to be America are at war over unpopular policy from first year Republican President Abraham Lincoln. For almost a year, soldiers of the Northern union states have been exchanging Pewter bullet fire with the south using a cutting edge military strategy called "man fence". The war has effected life everywhere, mothers send their son's to war while northern industry and commerce has halted, no one avoids the bitter taste of war, and no one more than the small town of Bennetsville, South Carolina.

Bennetsville, being only a 2 day Oxen ride to Fort Sumter is no stranger to big news and strange happenings, but nothing could have prepared the small farming town for........

Molasses was the town specialty, and everyone had their own variation of the sweet sugar beet syrup. Who would have guessed that their molasses would lead to MU_MU_MURDER.

As history tells, Talburt Hedgeston III a poultry farmer and moonshine enthusiast was responsible for THEM......

It is believed that an accidental cross contamination of highly potent Alcohol, Talburt's disdain for the North, and a batch of sweet Molasses was leaked into chicken pens thus creating CONFEDERATE ZOMBIE ROOSTERS!!!!!

.....I know right? this needs to be a major motion picture yesterday. I'm picturing red Rooster Combs peaking up over couches and from underneath beds, the town folk finding dead bodies with little W tracks leading away from them, The black guy or uninhibited Blond girl would find themselves alone in a saloon with a music box that mysteriously starts playing "jive talkin" by the Bee Gees; and then in walks a hungry Rooster with his wattle waiving and head bobbing back and forth like someone pretending to know song lyrics. Jive talkin could be the mini soundtrack to every murder, much like the "chi-chi-chi-chi-ha-ha-ha-ha" used by Jason Voorhees. Some of the elder gentlemanly Roosters could have Chin Curtain or French Fork Beards and Monocles accompanied by anti Yankee sentiment, the possibilities are endless.

Think about it Paramount.